When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart.
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Maya Angelou (via theriverjordyn)
If you’re sad, add more lipstick and attack.
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Coco Chanel (via lipstick-lust)
the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876
a good post AND i learned something. thanks tumbrl
